ZERO stars Pistoleros

[Twinkletoes: 0.0]

Twinkletoes says: 'It would appear that Denmark now has their very own version of Guy Ritchie! This thing is such a rip off of Ritchie's 1st 2 films that it has to be seen (quite unfortunately) to be believed. Over the top editing? Check. A huge cast of over the top, tough guy gangster characters? Check. "Funny" nicknames that are either ironic or ethnically motivated? Check. A gun fetish? Check. All of this wouldn't be so damned awful if the tall tale the characters made up made any sense at all, the 90 minutes of crap we are subjected to had any relevance to what actually happened, or if any of the characters were even the least bit likable. Even Ritchie knows better than that. Leave it to a Guy Ritchie inspired film to overtake an actual Guy Ritchie film as the worst film I've yet seen this year.'