★★½ Lady In The Water

[Gino: 2.5 sp]

Gino says: 'First, I have to say that this film does feature a guy who works out only one side of his body. I believe the is one of Twinkletoes' crazy ideas, so if he wants to see that, here you go.

This film was insanely stupid: a convoluted and unbelievable forced fable-telling in a modern setting. And M. Night in there as an actor didn't help! But I give it a somewhat-respectable 2.5 stars just because I didn't lose interest in "what would happen next", and because it occasionally tried to make up for it's shortcomings via humor and intentional self-consciousness. '